Monday, September 28, 2009

Are You Bloody Kidding!? Canadian PM at G20 Declares "We Have No History of Colonialism."

AK48 catches this horror from the Canadian PM. While reading this article, I spewed my coffee at this bullshit line:

"We also have no history of colonialism. So we have all of the things that many people admire about the great powers but none of the things that threaten or bother them," he said.

Don't it just make you want to choke?

Every G20 nation wants to be Canada, Stephen Harper insists
By David Ljunggren, Reuters
September 26, 2009

PITTSBURGH — Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, appearing to forget that his countrymen are generally known for their modesty, declared on Friday that his nation was the envy of the world.

Harper, usually a fairly wooden performer, seized on a routine question at a news conference and used it to deliver an impassioned defense of his 33-million strong nation and how well it has coped with the global economic crisis.

"Canada remains in a very special place in the world. . . . We are the one major developed country that no one thinks has any responsibility for this crisis," he said to laughter.

"In fact, on the contrary, they look at our policies as a solution to the crisis. We're the one country in the room everybody would like to be," he said at the end of the summit of the Group of 20 advanced and developing nations in Pittsburgh.

Canada, which was running a budget surplus before the recession and avoided major banking problems, has been less affected by the crisis than many of its partners.

Harper said the other G20 nations "would like to be an advanced developed economy with all the benefits that conveys to its citizens and at the same time not have been the source, or have any of the domestic problems, that created this crisis".

By this stage of his comments, the initial premise of the question had long since vanished and Harper — who leads the right-leaning Conservative Party — was focusing on several other factors that in his mind make Canada so irresistible.

"We're so self-effacing as Canadians that we sometimes forget the assets we do have that other people see," he said, speaking with a rare passion.

"We are one of the most stable regimes in history. . . . We are unique in that regard," he added, noting Canada had enjoyed more than 150 years of untroubled Parliamentary democracy.

Just in case that was not enough to persuade doubters, Harper threw in some more facts about the geographically second-largest nation in the world.

"We also have no history of colonialism. So we have all of the things that many people admire about the great powers but none of the things that threaten or bother them," he said.

And his final verdict?

"Canada is big enough to make a difference but not big enough to threaten anybody. And that is a huge asset if it's properly used."
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2 Comments:

Anonymous Realtor from Toronto said...

My god, this is so embarrassing. How can you even say something like that. Envy of the world? Really?? I am utterly sorry that the rest of the world has to hear all these stupid things coming out of his mouth but that's really not how we (Canadians) feel. Maybe he ought to think first before he opens his mouth...

Take care, Elli

9/29/2009 7:11 AM  
Blogger Fire Witch said...

Cheers, Elli, for your righteous outrage.

Check out the next post for more stupidity from another world "leader." BarackObama.com celebrates the cavalry.

9/30/2009 10:19 PM  

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